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Published December 19, 2006 03:47 pm -

Wacky technology or life-threatening device?


By Clarice Doyle

A week ago ....

Claremore’s local Red Cross super hero — known to those who are in the know as Mark Ogle — was showing off a new cell phone accessory.

No blue tooth, purple tooth or green tooth technology here. Just a dated black telephone handset pulled directly from his suit jacket pocket.

“Holy, Blackjack! What is that?” someone asked incredulously.

“My answer to technology,” Ogle replied. “And it only cost $12.99.” He demonstrated how the archaic communication device has been adapted to plug directly into his razor-thin cell phone hanging at hip level.

With a smooth twist of his wrist he slips the receiver out of his inside jacket pocket, clicks a button to receive a call and places it to his ear, all the time talking non stop.

“Yeah, really!” he tells his audience of two. “You can order it right out of a magazine. This is the cheap one. Now I’ll tell you, it does have an echo. That’s what my wife said. But, they do have a more expensive model. It’s $29.99. I’m sure it’s probably better.”

A few days later ...

Ogle stops in, again.

“Guess you saw those copies I left on your desk,” he said, referring to catalog sheets showing samples of Cell-Phone Receivers (”retro” handsets emulating antiquity) available through a specialty sales company.

The grimace on his face belied his former enthusiasm. “Well, I gotta tell you, mine quit working,” he reluctantly admitted.

“You gotta be kidding,” came the reply.

“Yeah, when I’m talking I can hear them, but they can’t hear me,” he said.

Hmmmm ...

There’s a lesson here. Actually, it’s a biblical lesson. Something about mixing old things with new things (see Matthew 9:16-24).



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